May 2013
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
be-brave-larry:
sorryforpartybarackin:
i feel like everyone has at least one friend whose mom you like better than your actual friend
Stacy’s mom has got it going on
pospiscal:
sexual orientation: not u
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
meladoodle:
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life